Welcome to the W++ Archive, a sacred tome chronicling the journey, chaos, memes, milestones, and unexplained anomalies surrounding the world’s most over-engineered, sloth-powered scripting language.
This document exists for historic, comedic, and "what even is going on" purposes.
The same day i posted W++ on hacker news, an AI-generated video surfaced featuring a fake interview with Ofek Bickel, the creator of W++.
The video discussed W++ as if it were a real, established language... which, to be honest, it kind of is.
Fun fact: It got the syntax weirdly right.
Watch it here (external link):
🔗 YouTube – “Interview with W++ Creator” (AI-Generated)
(No, that’s not a rickroll — probably.)
| Platform | Description |
|---|---|
| Scratch Discord | Someone’s mind was shattered by our 1,100-line parser |
| TikTok | Still searching for a legit W++ mention 👀 |
| GitHub Stars | 39+ people (including senior devs!) believed in the meme |
| Zed Editor | extension dropping soon! |
| Changelog News | Pitch sent. No reply... yet. |
| Nick Chapsas | Email sent. We wait in silence. 🙏 |
- ✅ 33,000+ downloads on VSCode before the mysterious takedown
- ✅ W++ syntax support added to Grok (…somehow?)
- ✅ Internally supports NuGet-powered SQL integration
- ✅ W++ WASM compiler is real (yes, really) ↳ GitHub – W++ WASM
- 🔜 Zed Editor extension coming soon (manifesting PR approval with sloth energy 🦥✨)
“The day W++ dethrones HTML, a sloth shall sit upon the throne of the W3C.”
Let’s be honest: W++ will probably never be mainstream — and that’s what makes it powerful.
This is where chaos meets compiler theory, where async lambdas and ironic OOP converge.
Sloth-powered. Chaos-approved. Forever archived.
Made with ❤️ by Ofek Bickel