From 6b72c896f9d827d658f53a9cde3d3cd34946bf64 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shankapotomus Date: Fri, 8 Jan 2016 17:53:45 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 01/12] Update bot.js --- bot.js | 6 +++--- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js index 1aa0f0935..dec053bac 100644 --- a/bot.js +++ b/bot.js @@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ function respond() { } else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/ma32/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexSalt.test(request.text)) { @@ -43,14 +43,14 @@ function respond() { } else if(request.text && botRegexSC.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/ma32/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexP.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); var req = request.text.substring(5,request.text.length); var rep = req.replace(/ /,"+"); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/ma32/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all"); this.res.end(); } From a42b12b7a3b29de6a9a9d8fd825c0686bb870851 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shankapotomus Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2016 21:24:17 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 02/12] Update bot.js --- bot.js | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js index dec053bac..b4e430536 100644 --- a/bot.js +++ b/bot.js @@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ function respond() { } else if(request.text && botRegexRules.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hSuEG7oplnx4IX6HGsMOjsWb9TCqC4-F1NLjuBz5PCM/edit"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/rules"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexGTA.test(request.text)) { From e7591ce8ebc8bdcf8ab566a17b49840a7c392c96 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shankapotomus Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2016 13:32:05 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 03/12] Update bot.js --- bot.js | 7 ++++++- 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js index b4e430536..011e6a52c 100644 --- a/bot.js +++ b/bot.js @@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID; function respond() { var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]), - botRegex = /^\/cool guy/; botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/ + botRegex = /^\/cool guy/; botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i; botRegexS = /^\/schedule;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/ botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/; botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i; botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/; var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC" @@ -20,6 +20,11 @@ function respond() { this.res.writeHead(200); postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart"); this.res.end(); + } + else if(request.text && botRegexS.test(request.text)) { + this.res.writeHead(200); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/schedules"); + this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexSalt.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); From 2063082fa938c175f830dea163caa43feea4e720 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shankapotomus Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2016 13:36:00 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 04/12] Update bot.js --- bot.js | 4 ++-- 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js index 011e6a52c..0c9b62a2f 100644 --- a/bot.js +++ b/bot.js @@ -5,9 +5,9 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID; function respond() { var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]), - botRegex = /^\/cool guy/; botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i; botRegexS = /^\/schedule;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/ + botRegex = /^\/cool guy/; botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i; botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/; botRegexRules = /^\/rules/ botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/; - botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i; botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/; + botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i; botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/; botRegexS = /^\/schedule; var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC" ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR", "MIA","BUF","SF","WAS","NYJ","TB"] From b8fb86d9ccac3126ca1bc74d2c2354dab060f1c4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shankapotomus Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2016 13:37:43 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 05/12] Update bot.js --- bot.js | 7 +------ 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 6 deletions(-) diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js index 0c9b62a2f..d1439953f 100644 --- a/bot.js +++ b/bot.js @@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ function respond() { var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]), botRegex = /^\/cool guy/; botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i; botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/; botRegexRules = /^\/rules/ botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/; - botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i; botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/; botRegexS = /^\/schedule; + botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i; botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/; var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC" ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR", "MIA","BUF","SF","WAS","NYJ","TB"] @@ -20,11 +20,6 @@ function respond() { this.res.writeHead(200); postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart"); this.res.end(); - } - else if(request.text && botRegexS.test(request.text)) { - this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/schedules"); - this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexSalt.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); From a7f02340da1bc6a57d14dcd82b2f1b977db89394 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shankapotomus Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2016 13:39:04 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 06/12] Update bot.js --- bot.js | 6 +++--- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js index d1439953f..c17b499c5 100644 --- a/bot.js +++ b/bot.js @@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID; function respond() { var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]), - botRegex = /^\/cool guy/; botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i; botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/; botRegexRules = /^\/rules/ + botRegex = /^\/cool guy/; botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i; botRegexS = /^\/schedule/; botRegexRules = /^\/rules/ botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/; botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i; botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/; var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC" @@ -21,9 +21,9 @@ function respond() { postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart"); this.res.end(); } - else if(request.text && botRegexSalt.test(request.text)) { + else if(request.text && botRegexS.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("https://i.imgur.com/B5BSVqH.png"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738RMLAR/schedules"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexAd.test(request.text)) { From 3d368b5bc65cc7419cc4c7328e68461fa816c730 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shankapotomus Date: Sat, 2 Apr 2016 18:06:43 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 07/12] Update bot.js --- bot.js | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js index c17b499c5..e0ebc9ec5 100644 --- a/bot.js +++ b/bot.js @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ function respond() { } else if(request.text && botRegexSh.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("¯\\_(ツ)_/¯"); + postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/ISRyUCU5i8J4k/giphy.gif"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexWk.test(request.text)) { From b0d3a8d681eca906013283df80deb041f3fa74a9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shankapotomus Date: Sat, 2 Apr 2016 18:08:55 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 08/12] Update bot.js --- bot.js | 6 +++--- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js index e0ebc9ec5..ba74e9115 100644 --- a/bot.js +++ b/bot.js @@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID; function respond() { var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]), botRegex = /^\/cool guy/; botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i; botRegexS = /^\/schedule/; botRegexRules = /^\/rules/ - botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/; + botRegexsma=/^\/sma/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/; botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i; botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/; var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC" ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR", @@ -26,9 +26,9 @@ function respond() { postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738RMLAR/schedules"); this.res.end(); } - else if(request.text && botRegexAd.test(request.text)) { + else if(request.text && botRegexsma.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("http://www.hackcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kno_advance.jpg"); + postMessage("http://i.gifntext.com/61945-for-all-you-haters-out-there-suck-my-ass.gif"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexRules.test(request.text)) { From fc73e89e567f5f535418e323459b521ffc0ecb1f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shankapotomus Date: Sat, 2 Apr 2016 18:12:16 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 09/12] Update bot.js --- bot.js | 6 +++--- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js index ba74e9115..bad4b1bdf 100644 --- a/bot.js +++ b/bot.js @@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID; function respond() { var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]), botRegex = /^\/cool guy/; botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i; botRegexS = /^\/schedule/; botRegexRules = /^\/rules/ - botRegexsma=/^\/sma/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/; + botRegexsma=/^\/sma/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botchoke = /^/choke/; botDuck = /^\/duck/; botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i; botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/; var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC" ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR", @@ -74,9 +74,9 @@ function respond() { postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kJqQWCq3RKiTrd4f71FFNKr-Y0ppJzjk0fSF0rP6Bto/edit?usp=sharing"); this.res.end(); } - else if(request.text && botODB.test(request.text)) { + else if(request.text && botchoke.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("OBJ*"); + postMessage("http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/ce/Reggie-miller-choke.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110125062146"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botDuck.test(request.text)) { From 524ace90c7ac5c06d25a3ddc604b3f65acd01ae2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shankapotomus Date: Sat, 2 Apr 2016 18:13:28 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 10/12] Update bot.js --- bot.js | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js index bad4b1bdf..4bb8885ca 100644 --- a/bot.js +++ b/bot.js @@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID; function respond() { var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]), botRegex = /^\/cool guy/; botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i; botRegexS = /^\/schedule/; botRegexRules = /^\/rules/ - botRegexsma=/^\/sma/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botchoke = /^/choke/; botDuck = /^\/duck/; + botRegexsma=/^\/sma/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botchoke = /^\/choke/; botDuck = /^\/duck/; botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i; botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/; var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC" ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR", From f7de0b0f3b6366341f8d621fda62fde5a708b8a3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shankapotomus Date: Thu, 21 Apr 2016 23:23:36 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 11/12] Update bot.js --- bot.js | 10 +++++----- 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-) diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js index 4bb8885ca..4bb125094 100644 --- a/bot.js +++ b/bot.js @@ -18,12 +18,12 @@ function respond() { } else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/xrmlII/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexS.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738RMLAR/schedules"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/xrmlII/schedules"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexsma.test(request.text)) { @@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ function respond() { } else if(request.text && botRegexRules.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/rules"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/xrmlII/rules"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexGTA.test(request.text)) { @@ -43,14 +43,14 @@ function respond() { } else if(request.text && botRegexSC.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/xrmlII/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexP.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); var req = request.text.substring(5,request.text.length); var rep = req.replace(/ /,"+"); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/1738rmlar/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/xrmlII/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all"); this.res.end(); } From 0214d21a484c9a159ed9c6fcb0e99297566fbcef Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shankapotomus Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 13:26:29 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 12/12] Update bot.js --- bot.js | 10 +++++----- 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-) diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js index 4bb125094..d655d6a35 100644 --- a/bot.js +++ b/bot.js @@ -18,12 +18,12 @@ function respond() { } else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/xrmlII/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/RMLAR3/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexS.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/xrmlII/schedules"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/RMLAR3/schedules"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexsma.test(request.text)) { @@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ function respond() { } else if(request.text && botRegexRules.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/xrmlII/rules"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/RMLAR3/rules"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexGTA.test(request.text)) { @@ -43,14 +43,14 @@ function respond() { } else if(request.text && botRegexSC.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/xrmlII/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/RMLAR3/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule"); this.res.end(); } else if(request.text && botRegexP.test(request.text)) { this.res.writeHead(200); var req = request.text.substring(5,request.text.length); var rep = req.replace(/ /,"+"); - postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/xrmlII/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all"); + postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/RMLAR3/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all"); this.res.end(); }