From 5eb4fc3cf1c8da4096f369d24368ef671e1d3675 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 11:52:11 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 01/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 162 +++++++--------------------------------------------------
 1 file changed, 20 insertions(+), 142 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 6b730d9d0..c18b56bd2 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,37 +5,26 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /^\/cool guy/;  botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/
-      botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/;
-      botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i;  botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/;
-      botRegexSiege = /^\/siege/; botRegexOW = /^\/ratings/; 
-      botRegexSlut = /^\/slut/; botRegexStop = /^\/stop/;
-      botRegexProp = /^\/prop/;botRegexKys = /^\/kys/; botRegexSlam = /^\/slam/; botRegexBrye = /^\/brye/;
-      botRegexGian = /^\/gian/; botRegexScrotes = /^\/scrotes/; botRegexShaki = /^\/shaki/;
-      botRegexDaf = /^\/dafuq/; botRegexMA32 = /^\/pending/; botRegexTrade = /^\/trade/; 
-      siege1 = 'https://i.groupme.com/350x419.png.adc8c73a6c1547e0a9e04320296329f8'; siege2 = 'https://i.groupme.com/1279x752.jpeg.aa5d0401e0df495bba4b4e09dc5a6bd7'
-      siege3 = 'https://i.groupme.com/960x960.png.006e180e05d841c6a2962e844bf1e6fd';
-  var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC"
-                ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR",
-                "MIA","BUF","SF","WAS","NYJ","TB"]
-  if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
+      botRegexArena = /(*)(A|a)arena cutoff(*)/;  botRegexAbassbot = /(*)(B|b)ot(*)/; botRegexTitan = /(*)(T|t)itan/
+      botRegexBK=/(*)(B|b)oss (K|k)iller/;botRegexBI = /(*)(B|b)itch/; 
+  if(request.text && botRegexArena.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage(cool());
+    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sJtSVnjhhRNxpiuMR5uXrsTlrsXMjp9TNO7JHDXhtsk/htmlview?pli=1");
     this.res.end();
   }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSlut.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexTitan.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/640x364.jpeg.f8a0e216bf7e42ed9a86b3ae23cc2ff1.large");
+    postMessage("#ishebackyet?");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexStop.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexBK.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("Stop appropriating black culture");
+    postMessage("#bosskillah");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexProp.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexBI.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/409x327.jpeg.08b5d95c51bb4897835cfe6b514f2f52.large");
+    postMessage(/#thatbih/);
     this.res.end();
   }
   else if(request.text && botRegexKys.test(request.text)) {
@@ -53,130 +42,19 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage("http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/787/356/d6f.jpg");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexBrye.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/600x490.jpeg.b31d5153fb474d9bb18dd51b3d650afe.large");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexGian.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://i.imgur.com/9V6ZnvD.png");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexScrotes.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/1006x1340.jpeg.730381e4280e4028b8375432af14f39f.large");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexShaki.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/305x375.jpeg.a8dd3aa18c7a4963a553e6dc16bcb100.large");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    //postMessage("http://www.daddyleagues.com/maddenrating?name=&position=all&team="+request.text.substring(5,8));
-    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/maddenall32/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  
-  else if(request.text && botRegexOW.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("www.daddyleagues.com/maddenrating/");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSalt.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.imgur.com/B5BSVqH.png");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexAd.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://www.hackcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kno_advance.jpg");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexRules.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hSuEG7oplnx4IX6HGsMOjsWb9TCqC4-F1NLjuBz5PCM/edit");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexGTA.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/220x147.jpeg.a2dd2add32b14fff9e329535186d793c.large");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSC.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    
-    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/maddenall32/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexP.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    var req = request.text.substring(5,request.text.length);
-    var rep = req.replace(/ /,"+");
-    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/maddenall32/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all");
-    
-    this.res.end();
-  }  
-
-  else if(request.text && botRegexTw.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://www.twitch.tv/"+request.text.substring(8,request.text.length));
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSb.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://www.reddit.com/r/maddenall32");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSh.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("¯\\_(ツ)_/¯");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexWk.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kJqQWCq3RKiTrd4f71FFNKr-Y0ppJzjk0fSF0rP6Bto/edit?usp=sharing");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botODB.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("OBJ*");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botDuck.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://media3.giphy.com/media/YCseTHF2I6CCA/giphy.gif");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexCC.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/851x1184.jpeg.330228901f684b0cb46cd1cef6953923");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexMA32.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12hVrn7ShR3An6bP5uBF3gaoTQQgVciC-0RqtWVZ39Ls/edit?usp=sharing");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexTrade.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdrbe5iBRaBC7EWoodVm8z6285-dG2EdHXAOMOgz8md8T1jwQ/viewform");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexAbassbot.test(request.text)) {
+    var phraseArray = [ "here",
+                       "yes",
+                       "?" ];
+    function chooseRandom(myArray) {
+    return myArray[Math.floor(Math.random() * myArray.length)];
+}
+    var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
   
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSiege.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
-      postMessage(siege1);
-    else if(Math.random() >0.6)
-      postMessage(siege3)
-    else
-      postMessage(siege2);
+    postMessage(phraseArray);
     this.res.end();
-  }
-  
+}
   else {
     console.log("don't care");
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 47422f7872c555246dcc42881bcb1e8cb1240f74 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 11:54:11 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 02/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 4 ++--
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index c18b56bd2..6686335b8 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,8 +5,8 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegexArena = /(*)(A|a)arena cutoff(*)/;  botRegexAbassbot = /(*)(B|b)ot(*)/; botRegexTitan = /(*)(T|t)itan/
-      botRegexBK=/(*)(B|b)oss (K|k)iller/;botRegexBI = /(*)(B|b)itch/; 
+      botRegexArena = /(A|a)arena cutoff/;  botRegexAbassbot = /(B|b)ot/; botRegexTitan = /(T|t)itan/
+      botRegexBK=/(B|b)oss (K|k)iller/;botRegexBI = /(B|b)itch/; 
   if(request.text && botRegexArena.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sJtSVnjhhRNxpiuMR5uXrsTlrsXMjp9TNO7JHDXhtsk/htmlview?pli=1");

From c4a6a23f5fd74796eb67d5558356402f48a21a44 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 11:59:35 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 03/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 15 +++------------
 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 12 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 6686335b8..b46dec9eb 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegexArena = /(A|a)arena cutoff/;  botRegexAbassbot = /(B|b)ot/; botRegexTitan = /(T|t)itan/
+      botRegexArena = /(A|a)arena cutoff/;botRegexTitan = /(T|t)itan/;
       botRegexBK=/(B|b)oss (K|k)iller/;botRegexBI = /(B|b)itch/; 
   if(request.text && botRegexArena.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
@@ -27,16 +27,7 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage(/#thatbih/);
     this.res.end();
   }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexKys.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSlam.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/587294731471757313/ZpI5PfKq.jpg");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
+  
   else if(request.text && botRegexDaf.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/787/356/d6f.jpg");
@@ -50,7 +41,7 @@ function respond() {
     return myArray[Math.floor(Math.random() * myArray.length)];
 }
     var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
-  
+}
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage(phraseArray);
     this.res.end();

From 9b201eb68a80cdecf502d85b2169947f37cdb24c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 12:11:02 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 04/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 41 +++++------------------------------------
 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+), 36 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index b46dec9eb..953e6482f 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -3,49 +3,18 @@ var cool = require('cool-ascii-faces');
 
 var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
-function respond() {
-  var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegexArena = /(A|a)arena cutoff/;botRegexTitan = /(T|t)itan/;
-      botRegexBK=/(B|b)oss (K|k)iller/;botRegexBI = /(B|b)itch/; 
-  if(request.text && botRegexArena.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sJtSVnjhhRNxpiuMR5uXrsTlrsXMjp9TNO7JHDXhtsk/htmlview?pli=1");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexTitan.test(request.text)) {
+var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
+      botRegex = /(T|t)itan/;botRegexB = /(B|b)ot/;
+  if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#ishebackyet?");
     this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexBK.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("#bosskillah");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexBI.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage(/#thatbih/);
-    this.res.end();
   }
-  
-  else if(request.text && botRegexDaf.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexB.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/787/356/d6f.jpg");
+    postMessage("here");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexAbassbot.test(request.text)) {
-    var phraseArray = [ "here",
-                       "yes",
-                       "?" ];
-    function chooseRandom(myArray) {
-    return myArray[Math.floor(Math.random() * myArray.length)];
-}
-    var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
-}
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage(phraseArray);
-    this.res.end();
-}
   else {
     console.log("don't care");
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 67a035a11c74e7654c0421248c60bae57581b5db Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 12:12:56 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 05/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 172 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++--
 1 file changed, 167 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 953e6482f..6b730d9d0 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -3,18 +3,180 @@ var cool = require('cool-ascii-faces');
 
 var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
-var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(T|t)itan/;botRegexB = /(B|b)ot/;
+function respond() {
+  var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
+      botRegex = /^\/cool guy/;  botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/
+      botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/;
+      botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i;  botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/;
+      botRegexSiege = /^\/siege/; botRegexOW = /^\/ratings/; 
+      botRegexSlut = /^\/slut/; botRegexStop = /^\/stop/;
+      botRegexProp = /^\/prop/;botRegexKys = /^\/kys/; botRegexSlam = /^\/slam/; botRegexBrye = /^\/brye/;
+      botRegexGian = /^\/gian/; botRegexScrotes = /^\/scrotes/; botRegexShaki = /^\/shaki/;
+      botRegexDaf = /^\/dafuq/; botRegexMA32 = /^\/pending/; botRegexTrade = /^\/trade/; 
+      siege1 = 'https://i.groupme.com/350x419.png.adc8c73a6c1547e0a9e04320296329f8'; siege2 = 'https://i.groupme.com/1279x752.jpeg.aa5d0401e0df495bba4b4e09dc5a6bd7'
+      siege3 = 'https://i.groupme.com/960x960.png.006e180e05d841c6a2962e844bf1e6fd';
+  var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC"
+                ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR",
+                "MIA","BUF","SF","WAS","NYJ","TB"]
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("#ishebackyet?");
+    postMessage(cool());
     this.res.end();
   }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexB.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSlut.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("here");
+    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/640x364.jpeg.f8a0e216bf7e42ed9a86b3ae23cc2ff1.large");
     this.res.end();
   } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexStop.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("Stop appropriating black culture");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexProp.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/409x327.jpeg.08b5d95c51bb4897835cfe6b514f2f52.large");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexKys.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSlam.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/587294731471757313/ZpI5PfKq.jpg");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexDaf.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/787/356/d6f.jpg");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexBrye.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/600x490.jpeg.b31d5153fb474d9bb18dd51b3d650afe.large");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexGian.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://i.imgur.com/9V6ZnvD.png");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexScrotes.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/1006x1340.jpeg.730381e4280e4028b8375432af14f39f.large");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexShaki.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/305x375.jpeg.a8dd3aa18c7a4963a553e6dc16bcb100.large");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    //postMessage("http://www.daddyleagues.com/maddenrating?name=&position=all&team="+request.text.substring(5,8));
+    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/maddenall32/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  
+  else if(request.text && botRegexOW.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("www.daddyleagues.com/maddenrating/");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSalt.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://i.imgur.com/B5BSVqH.png");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexAd.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://www.hackcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kno_advance.jpg");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexRules.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hSuEG7oplnx4IX6HGsMOjsWb9TCqC4-F1NLjuBz5PCM/edit");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexGTA.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/220x147.jpeg.a2dd2add32b14fff9e329535186d793c.large");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSC.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    
+    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/maddenall32/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexP.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    var req = request.text.substring(5,request.text.length);
+    var rep = req.replace(/ /,"+");
+    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/maddenall32/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all");
+    
+    this.res.end();
+  }  
+
+  else if(request.text && botRegexTw.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://www.twitch.tv/"+request.text.substring(8,request.text.length));
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSb.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://www.reddit.com/r/maddenall32");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSh.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("¯\\_(ツ)_/¯");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexWk.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kJqQWCq3RKiTrd4f71FFNKr-Y0ppJzjk0fSF0rP6Bto/edit?usp=sharing");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botODB.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("OBJ*");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botDuck.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://media3.giphy.com/media/YCseTHF2I6CCA/giphy.gif");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexCC.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/851x1184.jpeg.330228901f684b0cb46cd1cef6953923");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexMA32.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12hVrn7ShR3An6bP5uBF3gaoTQQgVciC-0RqtWVZ39Ls/edit?usp=sharing");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexTrade.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdrbe5iBRaBC7EWoodVm8z6285-dG2EdHXAOMOgz8md8T1jwQ/viewform");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSiege.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
+      postMessage(siege1);
+    else if(Math.random() >0.6)
+      postMessage(siege3)
+    else
+      postMessage(siege2);
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  
   else {
     console.log("don't care");
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 17863e4c586063a5037f434bfbc702f4fb6c61cc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 12:15:44 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 06/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 73 ++++++----------------------------------------------------
 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+), 66 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 6b730d9d0..745736579 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,27 +5,16 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /^\/cool guy/;  botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/
-      botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/;
-      botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i;  botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/;
-      botRegexSiege = /^\/siege/; botRegexOW = /^\/ratings/; 
-      botRegexSlut = /^\/slut/; botRegexStop = /^\/stop/;
-      botRegexProp = /^\/prop/;botRegexKys = /^\/kys/; botRegexSlam = /^\/slam/; botRegexBrye = /^\/brye/;
-      botRegexGian = /^\/gian/; botRegexScrotes = /^\/scrotes/; botRegexShaki = /^\/shaki/;
-      botRegexDaf = /^\/dafuq/; botRegexMA32 = /^\/pending/; botRegexTrade = /^\/trade/; 
-      siege1 = 'https://i.groupme.com/350x419.png.adc8c73a6c1547e0a9e04320296329f8'; siege2 = 'https://i.groupme.com/1279x752.jpeg.aa5d0401e0df495bba4b4e09dc5a6bd7'
-      siege3 = 'https://i.groupme.com/960x960.png.006e180e05d841c6a2962e844bf1e6fd';
-  var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC"
-                ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR",
-                "MIA","BUF","SF","WAS","NYJ","TB"]
-  if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage(cool());
+      botRegexB = /bot/;  botRegexTI = /titan/;
+  
+  if(request.text && botRegexB.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("here");
     this.res.end();
   }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSlut.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexTI.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/640x364.jpeg.f8a0e216bf7e42ed9a86b3ae23cc2ff1.large");
+    postMessage("#ishebackyet");
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexStop.test(request.text)) {
@@ -129,54 +118,6 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("http://www.reddit.com/r/maddenall32");
     this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSh.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("¯\\_(ツ)_/¯");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexWk.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kJqQWCq3RKiTrd4f71FFNKr-Y0ppJzjk0fSF0rP6Bto/edit?usp=sharing");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botODB.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("OBJ*");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botDuck.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://media3.giphy.com/media/YCseTHF2I6CCA/giphy.gif");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexCC.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/851x1184.jpeg.330228901f684b0cb46cd1cef6953923");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexMA32.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12hVrn7ShR3An6bP5uBF3gaoTQQgVciC-0RqtWVZ39Ls/edit?usp=sharing");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexTrade.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdrbe5iBRaBC7EWoodVm8z6285-dG2EdHXAOMOgz8md8T1jwQ/viewform");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSiege.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
-      postMessage(siege1);
-    else if(Math.random() >0.6)
-      postMessage(siege3)
-    else
-      postMessage(siege2);
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  
   else {
     console.log("don't care");
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 224295b1f1a62073aa2281dc11e8314d48b17773 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 12:19:12 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 07/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 71 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-----
 1 file changed, 65 insertions(+), 6 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 745736579..c4810ea31 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,16 +5,27 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegexB = /bot/;  botRegexTI = /titan/;
-  
-  if(request.text && botRegexB.test(request.text)) {
+      botRegex = /bot/;  botRegexDL = /titan/;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/
+      botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/;
+      botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i;  botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/;
+      botRegexSiege = /^\/siege/; botRegexOW = /^\/ratings/; 
+      botRegexSlut = /^\/slut/; botRegexStop = /^\/stop/;
+      botRegexProp = /^\/prop/;botRegexKys = /^\/kys/; botRegexSlam = /^\/slam/; botRegexBrye = /^\/brye/;
+      botRegexGian = /^\/gian/; botRegexScrotes = /^\/scrotes/; botRegexShaki = /^\/shaki/;
+      botRegexDaf = /^\/dafuq/; botRegexMA32 = /^\/pending/; botRegexTrade = /^\/trade/; 
+      siege1 = 'https://i.groupme.com/350x419.png.adc8c73a6c1547e0a9e04320296329f8'; siege2 = 'https://i.groupme.com/1279x752.jpeg.aa5d0401e0df495bba4b4e09dc5a6bd7'
+      siege3 = 'https://i.groupme.com/960x960.png.006e180e05d841c6a2962e844bf1e6fd';
+  var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC"
+                ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR",
+                "MIA","BUF","SF","WAS","NYJ","TB"]
+  if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("here");
     this.res.end();
   }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexTI.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSlut.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("#ishebackyet");
+    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/640x364.jpeg.f8a0e216bf7e42ed9a86b3ae23cc2ff1.large");
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexStop.test(request.text)) {
@@ -65,7 +76,7 @@ function respond() {
   else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     //postMessage("http://www.daddyleagues.com/maddenrating?name=&position=all&team="+request.text.substring(5,8));
-    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/maddenall32/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart");
+    postMessage("ishebackyet?");
     this.res.end();
   } 
   
@@ -118,6 +129,54 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("http://www.reddit.com/r/maddenall32");
     this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSh.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("¯\\_(ツ)_/¯");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexWk.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kJqQWCq3RKiTrd4f71FFNKr-Y0ppJzjk0fSF0rP6Bto/edit?usp=sharing");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botODB.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("OBJ*");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botDuck.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://media3.giphy.com/media/YCseTHF2I6CCA/giphy.gif");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexCC.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/851x1184.jpeg.330228901f684b0cb46cd1cef6953923");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexMA32.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12hVrn7ShR3An6bP5uBF3gaoTQQgVciC-0RqtWVZ39Ls/edit?usp=sharing");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexTrade.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdrbe5iBRaBC7EWoodVm8z6285-dG2EdHXAOMOgz8md8T1jwQ/viewform");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSiege.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
+      postMessage(siege1);
+    else if(Math.random() >0.6)
+      postMessage(siege3)
+    else
+      postMessage(siege2);
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  
   else {
     console.log("don't care");
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From ef6e2ac3e0b5b5b37bea99a72456d46b484d1e0f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 12:33:23 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 08/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 148 ---------------------------------------------------------
 1 file changed, 148 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index c4810ea31..4cb47ccf4 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,73 +6,11 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /bot/;  botRegexDL = /titan/;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/
-      botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/;
-      botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i;  botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/;
-      botRegexSiege = /^\/siege/; botRegexOW = /^\/ratings/; 
-      botRegexSlut = /^\/slut/; botRegexStop = /^\/stop/;
-      botRegexProp = /^\/prop/;botRegexKys = /^\/kys/; botRegexSlam = /^\/slam/; botRegexBrye = /^\/brye/;
-      botRegexGian = /^\/gian/; botRegexScrotes = /^\/scrotes/; botRegexShaki = /^\/shaki/;
-      botRegexDaf = /^\/dafuq/; botRegexMA32 = /^\/pending/; botRegexTrade = /^\/trade/; 
-      siege1 = 'https://i.groupme.com/350x419.png.adc8c73a6c1547e0a9e04320296329f8'; siege2 = 'https://i.groupme.com/1279x752.jpeg.aa5d0401e0df495bba4b4e09dc5a6bd7'
-      siege3 = 'https://i.groupme.com/960x960.png.006e180e05d841c6a2962e844bf1e6fd';
-  var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC"
-                ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR",
-                "MIA","BUF","SF","WAS","NYJ","TB"]
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("here");
     this.res.end();
   }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSlut.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/640x364.jpeg.f8a0e216bf7e42ed9a86b3ae23cc2ff1.large");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexStop.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("Stop appropriating black culture");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexProp.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/409x327.jpeg.08b5d95c51bb4897835cfe6b514f2f52.large");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexKys.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSlam.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/587294731471757313/ZpI5PfKq.jpg");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexDaf.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/787/356/d6f.jpg");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexBrye.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/600x490.jpeg.b31d5153fb474d9bb18dd51b3d650afe.large");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexGian.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://i.imgur.com/9V6ZnvD.png");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexScrotes.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/1006x1340.jpeg.730381e4280e4028b8375432af14f39f.large");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexShaki.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/305x375.jpeg.a8dd3aa18c7a4963a553e6dc16bcb100.large");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     //postMessage("http://www.daddyleagues.com/maddenrating?name=&position=all&team="+request.text.substring(5,8));
@@ -80,102 +18,16 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.end();
   } 
   
-  else if(request.text && botRegexOW.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("www.daddyleagues.com/maddenrating/");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexSalt.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("https://i.imgur.com/B5BSVqH.png");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexAd.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://www.hackcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kno_advance.jpg");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
   else if(request.text && botRegexRules.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hSuEG7oplnx4IX6HGsMOjsWb9TCqC4-F1NLjuBz5PCM/edit");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexGTA.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/220x147.jpeg.a2dd2add32b14fff9e329535186d793c.large");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSC.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    
-    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/maddenall32/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexP.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    var req = request.text.substring(5,request.text.length);
-    var rep = req.replace(/ /,"+");
-    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/maddenall32/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all");
-    
-    this.res.end();
-  }  
-
-  else if(request.text && botRegexTw.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://www.twitch.tv/"+request.text.substring(8,request.text.length));
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSb.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://www.reddit.com/r/maddenall32");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSh.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("¯\\_(ツ)_/¯");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexWk.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kJqQWCq3RKiTrd4f71FFNKr-Y0ppJzjk0fSF0rP6Bto/edit?usp=sharing");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botODB.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("OBJ*");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botDuck.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://media3.giphy.com/media/YCseTHF2I6CCA/giphy.gif");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexCC.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/851x1184.jpeg.330228901f684b0cb46cd1cef6953923");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexMA32.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12hVrn7ShR3An6bP5uBF3gaoTQQgVciC-0RqtWVZ39Ls/edit?usp=sharing");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexTrade.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdrbe5iBRaBC7EWoodVm8z6285-dG2EdHXAOMOgz8md8T1jwQ/viewform");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSiege.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
-      postMessage(siege1);
-    else if(Math.random() >0.6)
-      postMessage(siege3)
-    else
-      postMessage(siege2);
-    this.res.end();
-  }
   
   else {
     console.log("don't care");

From faf3cdcae9373d70db72ccfa8ee64f1acf5fbfb7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 12:35:48 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 09/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 5 ++---
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 4cb47ccf4..22aa51540 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /bot/;  botRegexDL = /titan/;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/
+      botRegex = /(B|b)ot/;  botRegexDL = /(T|t)itan/;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("here");
@@ -13,8 +13,7 @@ function respond() {
   }
   else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    //postMessage("http://www.daddyleagues.com/maddenrating?name=&position=all&team="+request.text.substring(5,8));
-    postMessage("ishebackyet?");
+    postMessage("#ishebackyet?");
     this.res.end();
   } 
   

From e2b10c07d7860d10c77bd11af9e06dc35d261c98 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 13:57:53 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 10/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 21 +++++++++++++--------
 1 file changed, 13 insertions(+), 8 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 22aa51540..e61f57a3b 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,26 +5,31 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(B|b)ot/;  botRegexDL = /(T|t)itan/;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/
+      botRegex = /.(B|b)ot./;  botRegexTi = /.(T|t)itan./;botRegexBi = /.(B|b)itch./;botRegexBk = /.(B|b)oss killer./
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("here");
+    postMessage("#here");
     this.res.end();
   }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexTi.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("#ishebackyet?");
+    postMessage("#hebackyet?");
     this.res.end();
   } 
   
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSalt.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexBi.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.imgur.com/B5BSVqH.png");
+    postMessage("#thatbih");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexRules.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexBk.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hSuEG7oplnx4IX6HGsMOjsWb9TCqC4-F1NLjuBz5PCM/edit");
+    postMessage("#bosskillah");
+    this.res.end();
+  }  
+  else if(request.text && botRegexAr.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sJtSVnjhhRNxpiuMR5uXrsTlrsXMjp9TNO7JHDXhtsk/htmlview?pli=1");
     this.res.end();
   } 
   

From b2f123e5b333e6fd0421b68618798cc510029a04 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 14:06:50 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 11/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index e61f57a3b..6e5d747b1 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /.(B|b)ot./;  botRegexTi = /.(T|t)itan./;botRegexBi = /.(B|b)itch./;botRegexBk = /.(B|b)oss killer./
+      botRegex = /(B|b)ot/;  botRegexTi = /(T|t)itan/;botRegexBi = /(B|b)itch/;botRegexBk = /(B|b)oss killer/
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#here");

From 0883c52c9fa052569a5a635b9a00cdb533bb701d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 14:09:20 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 12/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 6e5d747b1..d27f55366 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(B|b)ot/;  botRegexTi = /(T|t)itan/;botRegexBi = /(B|b)itch/;botRegexBk = /(B|b)oss killer/
+      botRegex = /(B|b)ot/;  botRegexTi = /(T|t)itan/;botRegexBi = /(B|b)itch/;botRegexBk = /(B|b)oss killer/;botRegexAr = /(A|a)rena cutoff/
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#here");

From 5976c8fff8ff63f49fedccd10ef3e5d71ec27d7d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 14:14:03 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 13/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index d27f55366..2fa9e5e7c 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(B|b)ot/;  botRegexTi = /(T|t)itan/;botRegexBi = /(B|b)itch/;botRegexBk = /(B|b)oss killer/;botRegexAr = /(A|a)rena cutoff/
+      botRegex = /(.*)(B|b)ot(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(T|t)itan/;botRegexBi = /(B|b)itch/;botRegexBk = /(B|b)oss killer/;botRegexAr = /(A|a)rena cutoff/
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#here");

From 5ed6ee7c6be86e8106fdbb310b4489c6f7f8f466 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 14:21:02 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 14/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 2fa9e5e7c..8d2e1effa 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(.*)(B|b)ot(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(T|t)itan/;botRegexBi = /(B|b)itch/;botRegexBk = /(B|b)oss killer/;botRegexAr = /(A|a)rena cutoff/
+      botRegex = /(.*)(B|b)ot(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#here");

From 77cb8ac6f640aeb366c687a81a14b6eede54dd0a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 14:59:58 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 15/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 7 ++++++-
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 8d2e1effa..b275e5fa6 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(.*)(B|b)ot(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/
+      botRegex = /(.*)(B|b)ot(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#here");
@@ -31,6 +31,11 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sJtSVnjhhRNxpiuMR5uXrsTlrsXMjp9TNO7JHDXhtsk/htmlview?pli=1");
     this.res.end();
+  }  
+  else if(request.text && botRegexAr.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13oEg8HzEB11-il7o4mBDUpPx-s2hnPvRa1PSMgpxyYE/edit?usp=sharing");
+    this.res.end();
   } 
   
   else {

From b34e97ba3c4469dfa35be56b2289cffabf3d778f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 15:03:07 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 16/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index b275e5fa6..5d9cc8f20 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sJtSVnjhhRNxpiuMR5uXrsTlrsXMjp9TNO7JHDXhtsk/htmlview?pli=1");
     this.res.end();
   }  
-  else if(request.text && botRegexAr.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexPr.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13oEg8HzEB11-il7o4mBDUpPx-s2hnPvRa1PSMgpxyYE/edit?usp=sharing");
     this.res.end();

From 5b5a146dd3694bf4ca80e445e37a81a882e48f7f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 15:08:57 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 17/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 6 ++++++
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 5d9cc8f20..7c9d301a3 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(.*)(B|b)ot(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
+  botRegexPr = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#here");
@@ -36,6 +37,11 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13oEg8HzEB11-il7o4mBDUpPx-s2hnPvRa1PSMgpxyYE/edit?usp=sharing");
     this.res.end();
+  }  
+  else if(request.text && botRegexFu.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("#Me?? Fuq you!");
+    this.res.end();
   } 
   
   else {

From 47e2829ece6bd5595e7201b378b9d8c0903d5858 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 15:24:28 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 18/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 7 ++++++-
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 7c9d301a3..ce38f2efe 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(.*)(B|b)ot(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
-  botRegexPr = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
+  botRegexPr = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexGr = /(.*)(G|g)root(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#here");
@@ -42,6 +42,11 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#Me?? Fuq you!");
     this.res.end();
+  }  
+  else if(request.text && botRegexGr.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("#iamgroot");
+    this.res.end();
   } 
   
   else {

From 85faa0346e2f08c89bc6cd6d934c3c7750cb40fd Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 16:25:09 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 19/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index ce38f2efe..38ded82b7 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(.*)(B|b)ot(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
-  botRegexPr = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexGr = /(.*)(G|g)root(.*)/;
+  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexGr = /(.*)(G|g)root(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#here");

From b9fedc3b62c3e3c99d53b5a619a709d6dedec66d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 16:29:21 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 20/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 10 ++--------
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 8 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 38ded82b7..fe71c531f 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(.*)(B|b)ot(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
-  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexGr = /(.*)(G|g)root(.*)/;
+  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#here");
@@ -42,13 +42,7 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#Me?? Fuq you!");
     this.res.end();
-  }  
-  else if(request.text && botRegexGr.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("#iamgroot");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  
+  }
   else {
     console.log("don't care");
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From daf9dad0dfdeca2501d2460b2314ac0f68125fde Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: abassham <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 21:12:14 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 21/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index fe71c531f..eb17cd866 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(.*)(B|b)ot(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
+      botRegex = /(.*)\s+(B|b)ot+\s(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 50ebf0b93a69315c09854206098799fdc1e82914 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 21:47:28 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 22/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index eb17cd866..b474961ec 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(.*)\s+(B|b)ot+\s(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
+      botRegex = /(.\s*)(B|b)ot(\s.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From cd01797e22077d47a2335eb91481e9cdfbff660a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 22:05:07 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 23/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index b474961ec..0f9fb102c 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(.\s*)(B|b)ot(\s.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
+      botRegex = /(.*)(\s*)(B|b)ot(\s*)(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 1532236f9850cc9889b55230b5fd5b28367b1e10 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 22:08:46 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 24/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 0f9fb102c..b474961ec 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(.*)(\s*)(B|b)ot(\s*)(.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
+      botRegex = /(.\s*)(B|b)ot(\s.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 6d196b38d4c51ccfd702f1282fff3e861d96825a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 22:10:47 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 25/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index b474961ec..b64abcf21 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(.\s*)(B|b)ot(\s.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
+      botRegex = /(.\s*)(B|b)ot(*\s.)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From a687809849a0f8f015430400e0e97eb18a740716 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 22:19:19 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 26/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index b64abcf21..9f095677f 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(.\s*)(B|b)ot(*\s.)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
+      botRegex = /(B|b)ot/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From b77e18e162e24960b464faa1b91e71b49b460ad8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 22:31:56 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 27/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 9f095677f..b474961ec 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(B|b)ot/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
+      botRegex = /(.\s*)(B|b)ot(\s.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From b758c8e53cff6f198e1fd124fee8c34cded00711 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 22:56:11 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 28/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index b474961ec..2fd3e4cc8 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(.\s*)(B|b)ot(\s.*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
+      botRegex = /(\s*)(B|b)ot(\s*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 0d3fea0fbe64fbf464e55aadc666dd3e84700d26 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 23:05:00 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 29/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 2fd3e4cc8..ad1253755 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(\s*)(B|b)ot(\s*)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
+      botRegex = /(.*\s)(B|b)ot/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 1b5bb8a600a4fdc8e8815f1c30678afc8867878c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 23:11:09 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 30/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index ad1253755..f3d3a728e 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(.*\s)(B|b)ot/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
+      botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 1268163f97dc31dccfd68c0d926846572219ea97 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2017 23:27:12 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 31/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 7 ++++++-
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index f3d3a728e..3009225e7 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
-  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;
+  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#here");
@@ -42,6 +42,11 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#Me?? Fuq you!");
     this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexAs.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("#ahh");
+    this.res.end();
   }
   else {
     console.log("don't care");

From bfb5afbb15ef70abad98d69d2916b70d11439d71 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 00:04:31 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 32/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 18 +++++++++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 17 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 3009225e7..a79934547 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -7,9 +7,21 @@ function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;
+  var phraseArray = [ "#?",
+                    "#wtf",
+                    "#saymyname",
+                    "#24msgs",
+                    "#omv",
+                    "#stop",
+                    "#legend",
+                    "#itemuseisn'trequired",
+                    "#thatswhatshesaid",
+                    "#here" ];
+  var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
+  
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("#here");
+    postMessage(phrase);
     this.res.end();
   }
   else if(request.text && botRegexTi.test(request.text)) {
@@ -90,6 +102,10 @@ function postMessage(response) {
   botReq.end(JSON.stringify(body));
 }
 
+function chooseRandom(myArray) {
+  return myArray[Math.floor(Math.random() * myArray.length)];
+}
+
 function getRandomInt(min, max) {
   return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
 }

From 133ba2f7a71d25ca4a357751318fcedac347682a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 00:20:04 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 33/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 10 +++++++++-
 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index a79934547..25b94f6d8 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
-  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;
+  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /(.*|^)(G|g)raves(\s|$)/;
   var phraseArray = [ "#?",
                     "#wtf",
                     "#saymyname",
@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@ function respond() {
                     "#thatswhatshesaid",
                     "#here" ];
   var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
+  var randomint = getrandomint(1,10);
   
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
@@ -59,6 +60,13 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#ahh");
     this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
+    if(randomint >= 9){
+      this.res.writeHead(200);
+      postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
+      this.res.end();
+    }
   }
   else {
     console.log("don't care");

From a66331f3e009a57ea1eae91e212b5967b4f5d088 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 00:23:28 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 34/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 25b94f6d8..f2313b27a 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ function respond() {
                     "#thatswhatshesaid",
                     "#here" ];
   var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
-  var randomint = getrandomint(1,10);
+  var randomint = getRandomInt(1,10);
   
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 4ea2994ceb5f45b60cdace9b91f0e700e4fc82ab Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 00:30:19 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 35/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 6 ++----
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index f2313b27a..f48d1df1e 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
-  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /(.*|^)(G|g)raves(\s|$)/;
+  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /(.*)(G|g)raves(\s|$)/;
   var phraseArray = [ "#?",
                     "#wtf",
                     "#saymyname",
@@ -62,11 +62,9 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
-    if(randomint >= 9){
       this.res.writeHead(200);
-      postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
+      postMessage(randomint);
       this.res.end();
-    }
   }
   else {
     console.log("don't care");

From 9ca073bcb5fec3148f88d708e7bd248d18332af9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 00:38:08 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 36/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 8 ++++----
 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index f48d1df1e..db9a39664 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
-  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /(.*)(G|g)raves(\s|$)/;
+  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /Graves/;
   var phraseArray = [ "#?",
                     "#wtf",
                     "#saymyname",
@@ -62,9 +62,9 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
-      this.res.writeHead(200);
-      postMessage(randomint);
-      this.res.end();
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage(randomint);
+    this.res.end();
   }
   else {
     console.log("don't care");

From 70bceb6031b9f8e4b180e674d5f1b896a41d8554 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 00:40:20 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 37/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 4 ++--
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index db9a39664..386d08934 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ function respond() {
                     "#thatswhatshesaid",
                     "#here" ];
   var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
-  var randomint = getRandomInt(1,10);
+  var hgnum = getRandomInt(1,10);
   
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
@@ -63,7 +63,7 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage(randomint);
+    postMessage(hgnum);
     this.res.end();
   }
   else {

From a8737763a6f786ac62942528c88f88ea28e6e390 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 00:41:45 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 38/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 386d08934..87a731cf4 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -63,7 +63,7 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage(hgnum);
+    postMessage("9");
     this.res.end();
   }
   else {

From 293ea018a70e72e2e78c04cda50e33c6eed8d41f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 00:43:28 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 39/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 3 ++-
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 87a731cf4..54acc7e47 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -18,7 +18,8 @@ function respond() {
                     "#thatswhatshesaid",
                     "#here" ];
   var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
-  var hgnum = getRandomInt(1,10);
+  var rannum = getRandomInt(1,10);
+  var hgnum = rannum;
   
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 2606dc03fc00832adb9abd21bb74c2e759d3dd47 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 00:43:54 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 40/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 54acc7e47..9f22b7bd5 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -64,7 +64,7 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("9");
+    postMessage(hgnum);
     this.res.end();
   }
   else {

From d92345b00aceb3cf679e4a4df07066b196d08286 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 00:50:06 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 41/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 9f22b7bd5..a1938471c 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -64,7 +64,7 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage(hgnum);
+    postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
     this.res.end();
   }
   else {

From cbad203fb6243673201f5f32e9fe30d00c12df48 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 01:08:39 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 42/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 20 +++++++++++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 19 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index a1938471c..46c2bd684 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
-  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /Graves/;
+  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /Graves/;botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)rah(.*)/;
   var phraseArray = [ "#?",
                     "#wtf",
                     "#saymyname",
@@ -18,6 +18,19 @@ function respond() {
                     "#thatswhatshesaid",
                     "#here" ];
   var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
+  var phraseArray2 = [ "#2fast",
+                    "#2furious",
+                    "#ask any racer. any real racer",
+                    "#for those 10 seconds or less, I'm free",
+                    "#i'll havae the tuna. no crust",
+                    "#still a buster",
+                    "#ejecto seato, cuz!",
+                    "#too soon, junior",
+                    "#it's a ho-asis in here, brah",
+                    "#rideordie",
+                    "#i never nar'd on nobody",
+                    "#overnight parts from japan" ];
+  var phrase2 = chooseRandom(phraseArray2);
   var rannum = getRandomInt(1,10);
   var hgnum = rannum;
   
@@ -66,6 +79,11 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
     this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexFf.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage(phrase2);
+    this.res.end();
   }
   else {
     console.log("don't care");

From cbf0f5e6124909aacdd36f37c63fdf5a169d8212 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 10:48:10 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 43/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 46c2bd684..8c0cbbb6d 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
-  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /Graves/;botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)rah(.*)/;
+  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /\^Graves$/;botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)(R|r)(A|a|U|u)(H|h)(.*)/;
   var phraseArray = [ "#?",
                     "#wtf",
                     "#saymyname",

From 0a1d4d07a5e036760b0b7b0a9c93fe5ecffd6807 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 11:47:27 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 44/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 6 ++++++
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 8c0cbbb6d..8a4a5a9cd 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@ function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /\^Graves$/;botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)(R|r)(A|a|U|u)(H|h)(.*)/;
+  botRegexDo = /\/(D|d)onations/;
   var phraseArray = [ "#?",
                     "#wtf",
                     "#saymyname",
@@ -84,6 +85,11 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage(phrase2);
     this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexDo.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("GO: 170k\nBC:46k\nLO:15k);
+    this.res.end();
   }
   else {
     console.log("don't care");

From 741a9432afaf0aea36a1f0c9a737aceb66f6e6fe Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 11:50:00 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 45/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 8a4a5a9cd..cf20fac26 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexDo.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("GO: 170k\nBC:46k\nLO:15k);
+    postMessage("GO: 170k\nBC:46k\nLO:15k");
     this.res.end();
   }
   else {

From 57d53821a7ed6b3aa8b910f4d3bdd07d0c6a9d0c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 11:51:27 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 46/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index cf20fac26..231afd5b5 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexDo.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("GO: 170k\nBC:46k\nLO:15k");
+    postMessage("GO: 170k\nBC: 46k\nLO: 15k");
     this.res.end();
   }
   else {

From 0d9d4ac891fd2efcbe47a0641e6c146d0aa43f5f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 21:58:55 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 47/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 19 ++++++++++++-------
 1 file changed, 12 insertions(+), 7 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 231afd5b5..a57d9bab7 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
-  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /\^Graves$/;botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)(R|r)(A|a|U|u)(H|h)(.*)/;
+  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /Graves/;botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)(R|r)(A|a|U|u)(H|h)(.*)/;
   botRegexDo = /\/(D|d)onations/;
   var phraseArray = [ "#?",
                     "#wtf",
@@ -32,9 +32,12 @@ function respond() {
                     "#i never nar'd on nobody",
                     "#overnight parts from japan" ];
   var phrase2 = chooseRandom(phraseArray2);
-  var rannum = getRandomInt(1,10);
-  var hgnum = rannum;
-  
+  var phraseArray3 = [ "1",
+                     "2",
+                     "3",
+                     "4",
+                     "5",];
+  var phrase3 = chooseRandom(phraseArray3);
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage(phrase);
@@ -77,9 +80,11 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
-    this.res.end();
+    if phrase3 = "5" {
+      this.res.writeHead(200);
+      postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
+      this.res.end();
+    }
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexFf.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From a211b083388476ae795e4946b77489b8d8474d3a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 22:18:51 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 48/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index a57d9bab7..fad20cc3f 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
-    if phrase3 = "5" {
+    if phrase3 = 5 {
       this.res.writeHead(200);
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
       this.res.end();

From d8c75926a7d0503457ee69e7baf87f5ea20abb61 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 22:20:30 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 49/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index fad20cc3f..8fb6a7784 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
-    if phrase3 = 5 {
+    if(phrase3 = "5") {
       this.res.writeHead(200);
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
       this.res.end();

From 7858d727ba13264f7454752c169081247afab579 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 22:34:07 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 50/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 8fb6a7784..797865599 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
-    if(phrase3 = "5") {
+    if(phrase3 = 5) {
       this.res.writeHead(200);
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
       this.res.end();

From 1bb5f7b75f20aceecad15dacf06c2234e27629b5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 22:44:58 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 51/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 4 +---
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 3 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 797865599..3466ddae0 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -79,12 +79,10 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage("#ahh");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
-    if(phrase3 = 5) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text) && phrase3="5") {
       this.res.writeHead(200);
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
       this.res.end();
-    }
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexFf.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 9b61ef65d8a8f2c7bec91dcc592f0bbd7f9cbe81 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 22:46:23 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 52/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 3466ddae0..4265d175c 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage("#ahh");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text) && phrase3="5") {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text) && phrase3=2) {
       this.res.writeHead(200);
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
       this.res.end();

From 88eeba7b833ed0c53db96a63001eb2b436f7a784 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 22:48:50 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 53/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 4265d175c..441569d74 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage("#ahh");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text) && phrase3=2) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text) && phrase3="2") {
       this.res.writeHead(200);
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
       this.res.end();

From 472699026baae6c26e78f91d7f45cfaf4881b536 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 22:50:58 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 54/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 441569d74..c46bc1592 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage("#ahh");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text) && phrase3="2") {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text) && phrase3 = "5") {
       this.res.writeHead(200);
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
       this.res.end();

From 50c7538c2513e3458fe5f11e215ace734e0562cf Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 22:52:21 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 55/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 4 ++--
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index c46bc1592..c77a4ab76 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -79,9 +79,9 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage("#ahh");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text) && phrase3 = "5") {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
       this.res.writeHead(200);
-      postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
+      postMessage(phrase3);
       this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexFf.test(request.text)) {

From 09da131b58a8765d592f1edb15b908fc98079c0d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 22:57:45 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 56/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 7 ++++---
 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index c77a4ab76..fce0dd41c 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -80,9 +80,10 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
-      this.res.writeHead(200);
-      postMessage(phrase3);
-      this.res.end();
+      if phrase3 = "5"
+        this.res.writeHead(200);
+        postMessage(phrase3);
+        this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexFf.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 9034fc4f042883f9f3dfda6b042b503b9de135ee Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:00:18 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 57/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index fce0dd41c..570bb1234 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
-      if phrase3 = "5"
+      if(phrase3 = "5")
         this.res.writeHead(200);
         postMessage(phrase3);
         this.res.end();

From 8f62eb7ed514c177f2e27b0931c6df06e7e0081b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:02:16 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 58/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 570bb1234..6e5d318ea 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
-      if(phrase3 = "5")
+      if("5" = phrase3)
         this.res.writeHead(200);
         postMessage(phrase3);
         this.res.end();

From 7c629064e2f19d140db061c731ad9f004308ddf1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:12:05 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 59/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 1 +
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 231afd5b5..7b5fcd98f 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -78,6 +78,7 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
+    if(math.random > .6)
     postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
     this.res.end();
   } 

From 91381bf28fd3e7d6bd8f47d2cf643f0622abe6b7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:14:30 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 60/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 7b5fcd98f..7744cc7e3 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -78,7 +78,7 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    if(math.random > .6)
+    if(math.random() > .6)
     postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
     this.res.end();
   } 

From 6b8a2bbdb0338bbea33707e83cd217e37c67faf5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:18:32 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 61/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 4 ++--
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 6e5d318ea..a7c6417ac 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -80,8 +80,8 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
-      if("5" = phrase3)
-        this.res.writeHead(200);
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+      if(math.random() > .6)
         postMessage(phrase3);
         this.res.end();
   } 

From 874d071cc5f7ddedbabcf1c2614c56169e7affa5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:35:54 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 62/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 12 ++++++++----
 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index a7c6417ac..b519aa2fb 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -79,11 +79,15 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage("#ahh");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSiege.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-      if(math.random() > .6)
-        postMessage(phrase3);
-        this.res.end();
+    if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
+      postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
+    else if(Math.random() >0.6)
+      postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png")
+    else
+      postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
+    this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexFf.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 0aa20d17a9830747347e11709171ba493ff5371c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:37:19 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 63/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index b519aa2fb..759fbfc51 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage("#ahh");
     this.res.end();
   } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSiege.test(request.text)) {
+  else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");

From 22430154965f5ca1277ae062acfecc29c8fa3a79 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:38:48 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 64/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 4 ----
 1 file changed, 4 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 759fbfc51..a2268e0e7 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -83,10 +83,6 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
-    else if(Math.random() >0.6)
-      postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png")
-    else
-      postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexFf.test(request.text)) {

From c6bb888482674cc45fbb0b8d5b835d3880085568 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:43:35 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 65/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index a2268e0e7..a35942e40 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -81,7 +81,7 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
+    if(Math.random() > 0.9)
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
     this.res.end();
   } 

From 8bd059cf467de53e3729cb529467b64caa484f5e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:47:28 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 66/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index a35942e40..43d08ef12 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -81,7 +81,7 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    if(Math.random() > 0.9)
+    if(Math.random() > 0.8)
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
     this.res.end();
   } 

From b77b74daf6baffb76b3486f3debb24c7540e4d43 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:49:59 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 67/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 43d08ef12..a35942e40 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -81,7 +81,7 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    if(Math.random() > 0.8)
+    if(Math.random() > 0.9)
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
     this.res.end();
   } 

From 26f5aea5910b125c94835bafa81d25345938ffa3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:50:27 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 68/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index a35942e40..f9a8ba65f 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -81,7 +81,7 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    if(Math.random() > 0.9)
+    if(Math.random() >= 0.9)
       postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
     this.res.end();
   } 

From fb10345b9c9e49f3aa1f9ba05fdfb092e6f2ecd7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:50:58 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 69/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index f9a8ba65f..27b858cf1 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ function respond() {
                     "#omv",
                     "#stop",
                     "#legend",
-                    "#itemuseisn'trequired",
+                    "#iamgroot",
                     "#thatswhatshesaid",
                     "#here" ];
   var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);

From 23d9a85ef6ef1b29e7db403a2a65e2d80d6bd4ca Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2017 23:56:12 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 70/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 2 ++
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 27b858cf1..304549659 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -17,6 +17,8 @@ function respond() {
                     "#legend",
                     "#iamgroot",
                     "#thatswhatshesaid",
+                     "#titan??",
+                     "#rockchalk",
                     "#here" ];
   var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
   var phraseArray2 = [ "#2fast",

From acdb111eaae3f09fd10d7083507946c7d476e135 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2017 00:00:23 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 71/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 19 ++++++++++++-------
 1 file changed, 12 insertions(+), 7 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 7744cc7e3..304549659 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
-  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /\^Graves$/;botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)(R|r)(A|a|U|u)(H|h)(.*)/;
+  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /Graves/;botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)(R|r)(A|a|U|u)(H|h)(.*)/;
   botRegexDo = /\/(D|d)onations/;
   var phraseArray = [ "#?",
                     "#wtf",
@@ -15,8 +15,10 @@ function respond() {
                     "#omv",
                     "#stop",
                     "#legend",
-                    "#itemuseisn'trequired",
+                    "#iamgroot",
                     "#thatswhatshesaid",
+                     "#titan??",
+                     "#rockchalk",
                     "#here" ];
   var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
   var phraseArray2 = [ "#2fast",
@@ -32,9 +34,12 @@ function respond() {
                     "#i never nar'd on nobody",
                     "#overnight parts from japan" ];
   var phrase2 = chooseRandom(phraseArray2);
-  var rannum = getRandomInt(1,10);
-  var hgnum = rannum;
-  
+  var phraseArray3 = [ "1",
+                     "2",
+                     "3",
+                     "4",
+                     "5",];
+  var phrase3 = chooseRandom(phraseArray3);
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage(phrase);
@@ -78,8 +83,8 @@ function respond() {
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
-    if(math.random() > .6)
-    postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
+    if(Math.random() >= 0.9)
+      postMessage("http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png");
     this.res.end();
   } 
   else if(request.text && botRegexFf.test(request.text)) {

From 805cb519ea6b7b70bd33af462e4210217357d599 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2017 14:03:16 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 72/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 23 +++++++----------------
 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+), 16 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 304549659..fb5bba954 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -1,13 +1,13 @@
 var HTTPS = require('https');
-var cool = require('cool-ascii-faces');
 
 var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/;botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss killer(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/
-  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexAs = /(\s|^)(A|a)ss(\s|$)/;botRegexHg = /Graves/;botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)(R|r)(A|a|U|u)(H|h)(.*)/;
-  botRegexDo = /\/(D|d)onations/;
+      botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/
+  botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss kill(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/;
+  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexHg = /Graves/;
+  botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)(R|r)(A|a|U|u)(H|h)(.*)/;botRegexDo = /\/(D|d)onations/;
   var phraseArray = [ "#?",
                     "#wtf",
                     "#saymyname",
@@ -19,6 +19,7 @@ function respond() {
                     "#thatswhatshesaid",
                      "#titan??",
                      "#rockchalk",
+                     "#telomere",
                     "#here" ];
   var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
   var phraseArray2 = [ "#2fast",
@@ -34,12 +35,7 @@ function respond() {
                     "#i never nar'd on nobody",
                     "#overnight parts from japan" ];
   var phrase2 = chooseRandom(phraseArray2);
-  var phraseArray3 = [ "1",
-                     "2",
-                     "3",
-                     "4",
-                     "5",];
-  var phrase3 = chooseRandom(phraseArray3);
+  
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage(phrase);
@@ -75,12 +71,7 @@ function respond() {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     postMessage("#Me?? Fuq you!");
     this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexAs.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("#ahh");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
+  }
   else if(request.text && botRegexHg.test(request.text)) {
     this.res.writeHead(200);
     if(Math.random() >= 0.9)

From c54ebf069a176a602d807b18c30cb2024abc354c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2017 16:11:44 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 73/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 32 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++------
 1 file changed, 26 insertions(+), 6 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index fb5bba954..ab351f4d2 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -6,8 +6,9 @@ function respond() {
   var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
       botRegex = /(\s|^)(B|b)ot(\s|$)/;  botRegexTi = /(.*)(T|t)itan(.*)/;botRegexBi = /(.*)(B|b)itch(.*)/
   botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss kill(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/;
-  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexHg = /Graves/;
-  botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)(R|r)(A|a|U|u)(H|h)(.*)/;botRegexDo = /\/(D|d)onations/;
+  botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexHg = /Graves/;botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)(R|r)(A|a|U|u)(H|h)(.*)/;
+  botRegexDo = /\/(D|d)onations/;botRegex6 = /\/(M|m)ap6$/;botRegex61 = /\/(M|m)ap6[.]1$/;botRegex62 = /\/(M|m)ap6[.]2$/;
+  botRegex63 = /\/(M|m)ap6[.]3$/;
   var phraseArray = [ "#?",
                     "#wtf",
                     "#saymyname",
@@ -16,10 +17,8 @@ function respond() {
                     "#stop",
                     "#legend",
                     "#iamgroot",
-                    "#thatswhatshesaid",
-                     "#titan??",
-                     "#rockchalk",
-                     "#telomere",
+                    "#titan??",
+                    "#telomere",
                     "#here" ];
   var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
   var phraseArray2 = [ "#2fast",
@@ -88,6 +87,27 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage("GO: 170k\nBC: 46k\nLO: 15k");
     this.res.end();
   }
+  else if(request.text && botRegex6.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://marvelbitvachempionov.ru/wp-content/uploads/maps/aqmap6en.jpg");
+    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qi-3KOfLnI0c4YL4b9CB85e1OXw4HmtaVaCbbUR4aOs/htmlview");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegex61.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://marvelbitvachempionov.ru/wp-content/uploads/maps/aqmap6-1en.jpg");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegex62.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://marvelbitvachempionov.ru/wp-content/uploads/maps/aqmap6-2en.jpg");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegex63.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://marvelbitvachempionov.ru/wp-content/uploads/maps/aqmap6-3en.jpg");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
   else {
     console.log("don't care");
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From 4cc067a03d6f65312f021f4538a85f2e9f4084db Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2017 22:06:22 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 74/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 22 +++++++++++++---------
 1 file changed, 13 insertions(+), 9 deletions(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 6c8985a45..169209e2e 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -9,32 +9,31 @@ function respond() {
   botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss kill(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/;
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexHg = /Graves/;botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)(R|r)(A|a|U|u)(H|h)(.*)/;
   botRegexDo = /\/(D|d)onations/;botRegex6 = /\/(M|m)ap6$/;botRegex61 = /\/(M|m)ap6[.]1$/;botRegex62 = /\/(M|m)ap6[.]2$/;
-  botRegex63 = /\/(M|m)ap6[.]3$/;
+  botRegex63 = /\/(M|m)ap6[.]3$/;botRegexLe = /\/(L|l)egend$/;
 
-  var phraseArray = [ "#?",
+  var phraseArray = ["#?",
                     "#wtf",
                     "#saymyname",
                     "#24msgs",
                     "#omv",
-                    "#stop",
                     "#legend",
                     "#iamgroot",
-                    "#titan??",
                     "#telomere",
-                    "#here" ];
+                     "http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/lion-face.png",
+                    "#here"];
   var phrase = chooseRandom(phraseArray);
-  var phraseArray2 = [ "#2fast",
+  var phraseArray2 = ["#2fast",
                     "#2furious",
                     "#ask any racer. any real racer",
                     "#for those 10 seconds or less, I'm free",
-                    "#i'll havae the tuna. no crust",
+                    "#i'll have the tuna. no crust",
                     "#still a buster",
                     "#ejecto seato, cuz!",
                     "#too soon, junior",
                     "#it's a ho-asis in here, brah",
                     "#rideordie",
-                    "#i never nar'd on nobody",
-                    "#overnight parts from japan" ];
+                    "#i never narc'd on nobody",
+                    "#overnight parts from japan"];
   var phrase2 = chooseRandom(phraseArray2);
 
   if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
@@ -110,6 +109,11 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage("http://marvelbitvachempionov.ru/wp-content/uploads/maps/aqmap6-3en.jpg");
     this.res.end();
   }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexLe.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://community.kabam.com/forums/showthread.php?650203-Hall-of-Legends&p=3307845#post3307845");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
   else {
     console.log("don't care");
     this.res.writeHead(200);

From ac762f7f89538aaf453c5e7366351cdc089550b2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mahssaba <abbassham@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 10 Feb 2017 11:16:16 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 75/75] Update bot.js

---
 bot.js | 7 ++++++-
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 169209e2e..7df43f6ce 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ function respond() {
   botRegexBk = /(.*)(B|b)oss kill(.*)/;botRegexAr = /(.*)(A|a)rena cutoff(.*)/;botRegexPr = /(.*)(P|p)restige link(.*)/;
   botRegexFu = /(.*)(F|f)uck (Y|y)ou(.*)/;botRegexHg = /Graves/;botRegexFf = /(.*)(B|b)(R|r)(A|a|U|u)(H|h)(.*)/;
   botRegexDo = /\/(D|d)onations/;botRegex6 = /\/(M|m)ap6$/;botRegex61 = /\/(M|m)ap6[.]1$/;botRegex62 = /\/(M|m)ap6[.]2$/;
-  botRegex63 = /\/(M|m)ap6[.]3$/;botRegexLe = /\/(L|l)egend$/;
+  botRegex63 = /\/(M|m)ap6[.]3$/;botRegexLe = /\/(L|l)egend$/;botRegexSc = /(\s|^)(S|s)crew (Y|y)ou(\s|$)/;
 
   var phraseArray = ["#?",
                     "#wtf",
@@ -114,6 +114,11 @@ function respond() {
     postMessage("http://community.kabam.com/forums/showthread.php?650203-Hall-of-Legends&p=3307845#post3307845");
     this.res.end();
   }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSc.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/cb/91/72/cb9172eba64a409ebc3422a3c22ba6e7.jpg");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
   else {
     console.log("don't care");
     this.res.writeHead(200);