RUNPLAN.md

Basic Run Plan

This plan tracks the most pessimistic adventure gains from consumables. You should expect more adventures on average (realistically, you should get roughly ~14.5adv more on average).

Run Start (40 adv remaining)

• Autosell all pork gems
  
• Get codpiece, create and autosell oil cap
  
  • Equip codpiece to increase mp limit
    
  • Coiling wire with Inner Sauce restores 180-240mp
    
• Configure your umbrella to the broken state, then equip it
  
• Pull and use a borrowed time (60 adv remaining, 0/0/0 organs)
  
• Configure your trainset
  
  • meat/fizzy tower/coal/brain silo/viewing platform/water bridge/frozen tower/candy (in this order, so you will start your leveling cycle on the doubled brain silo station)
    
• Equip your cookbookbat as your active familiar
  
• Adventure 3 times in the skeleton store, using a yellow rocket on the novelty tropical skeleton, Bowl a Curveball on the first non-novelty skeleton, and snokebomb on the second non-novelty skeleton (1 turn, 59 adv remaining, 0/0/0 organs)
  • Purchase a yellow rocket
    
  • Restore your MP to at least 50 for snokebomb (using Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic if necessary)
• Use an 11-leaf clover, then grab 3x distilled fortified wines from The Sleazy Back Alley (1 turn, 58 adv remaining, 0/0/0 organs)
  
  • Purchase and use chewing gum on a string until you get a worthless trinket
    
  • You will need a total 2x worthless trinkets, 1x turtle totem and 1x saucepan from the gums, but the rest can be obtained later
    
  • Purchase a hermit permit, then purchase an 11-leaf clover from the hermitage.
    
  • If need be, buy a toy accordion from The armory and leggery
    
  • Drink 2x distilled fortified wines (with ode) (70+ adv remaining, 0/2/0 organs)
    

Coil Wire (60 turns, 10+ adv remaining, 0/2/0 organs)

• Get 5%mystxp from April Shower and cast Inscrutable Gaze
  
  • Set a mood to constantly buff up on Inscrutable Gaze
    
• Use ten-percent bonus
  
• Pull and eat 1x Calzone of Legend (+2adv from pizza lover, +5adv from Opossum) (35+ adv remaining, 2/2/0 organs)
  
• Get fortune teller 100%myst buff
  
• Set Mind Control Device ML to 11
  
• Buy and use glittery mascara to always maintain Glittering Eyelashes (and other buffs)
  
  • You should set your mood to do this
    
• Maximize your myst
  
• Use 2x scrumptious reagents to craft 6x ointment of the occults
  
  • Run at least 60 turns of Mystically Oiled
    
• Pull and use a Dinsey daypass
  
• Spend 1 turn in Gator's to get red and blue rocket buffs (1 turn, 34+ adv remaining, 2/2/0 organs)
  
  • No free kills/banishes - adventure needs to be spent to restore mp
    
  • Buy red and blue rockets
    
  • Always Bowl Sideways immediately in Gator's whenever you retrieve your bowling ball
    
• Acquire and equip an oversized sparkler the moment you have enough meat
  
• Pull and consume 1x Pizza of Legend (+2adv from pizza lover) (54+ adv remaining, 4/2/0 organs)
  
• Craft and drink a Perfect Dark and Stormy (with ode) (75+ adv remaining, 4/5/0 organs)
  • Cast Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety and Perfect Freeze
    
• Craft and use 2 (out of your 3) oils of expertise to buff up your hp for survivability in the early leveling stages
  
  • Save one for the offstat tests!
    
• Cast/acquire Stevedave's Shanty, Big, Song of Bravado, Ur-kel's Aria, Pride of the Puffin and Drescher's Annoying Noise (and other stat/stat%/ML buffs you may have)
  
  • Purchase and use chewing gums on a string to get the turtle totem and saucepan
  • You should set a mood for these buffs, and include the glittery mascara
    
• Accept an artifact quest from Rufus and acquire 11 turns of Shadow Affinity
  
  • Spend 11 free turns in any accessible shadow rift
    
    • Unfortunately none of the accessible zones drop shadow bricks, but we get to charge our cookbookbat, retrieve our bowling ball, and run a few turns of our trainset
      
    • Ensure you have at least 32mp for saucegeyser + curse of weaksauce each fight, and always use the curse to restore mp
      
  • Spend 1 more turn for the guaranteed free NC to grab the correct artifact for the quest
    
  • Turn in the quest for the Rufus' shadow lodestone (do not adventure again in the rift at this stage!)
    
• Spend the remaining 2 snokebomb banishes in Gator's.
• Spend 12 turns powerleveling in Gator's to burn off the remaining turns of Everything Looks Yellow (12 turns, 63+ adv remaining, 4/5/0 organs)
• Reminisce and yellow rocket a red skeleton for a red eye (1 turn, 62+ adv remaining, 4/5/0 organs)
  
  • Buy a yellow rocket
    
  • Use the red box after! You might get some useful items, including the red book, red letter or even the red shoe
    
  • (For alternative routes, the reminisced red skeleton tunes your locket to +50%mus, which may be helpful in running the Mus test before reminiscing the Witchess King for the Mox test)
• Spend turns and free fights powerleveling until you get the cookbookbat to drop its ingredients 6 times (this can be dropped to 5 if you have additional shinies as shown in the graph here), and a base myst of no less than 195 (which also can be lowered with more stat%-granting shinies). For the minimal route:
  
  • Spend ~36 more adventures in Gator's, hitting no less than 185 base myst (you need to have 195 base myst by the end of your powerleveling) (~36 turns, 26+ adv remaining, 4/5/0 organs)
    
    • Do not your reconfigure your trainset now even if you can
      
    • Drink 6x astral pilsners (with ode) while leveling in Gator's as soon as you hit level 11 (98+ adv remaining, 4/11/0 organs)
      
  • Consume the following foods/booze and acquire the following effects after the turn-taking adventures, prior to your free kills/fights (you may do this earlier to benefit from the myst% buffs during leveling, but do ensure that the buffs do not run out before you take the relevant tests):
    • Buy and use an all-purpose flower (the Gift Shop doesn't require beach access)
      
    • Use a wad of dough to create a flat dough
      
    • Acquire Lyle's buff
      
    • Drink 1x Bee's Knees (with ode) (106+ adv remaining, 4/13/0 organs)
      
    • Craft and eat 1x honey bun of Boris (111+ adv remaining, 5/13/0 organs)
      
    • Craft and eat 1x roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg (117+ adv remaining, 6/13/0 organs)
      
    • Craft and eat 1x Petes Rich Ricotta (123+ adv remaining, 7/13/0 organs)
      
    • Craft and eat 1x plain calzone (+2adv from pizza lover) (140+ adv remaining, 9/11/0 organs)
      
    • Craft and eat 1x baked veggie ricotta casserole (155+ adv remaining, 11/13/0 organs)
      
    • Pull and eat 1x Deep Dish of Legend (+2adv from pizza lover) (175+ adv remaining, 13/13/0 organs)
      
  • Spend another 4x free kills (shattering punch + mob hit) in Gator's
    
  • Reminisce a Witchess King for the dented scepter and tuning your locket to the Dudes phylum
    
  • Craft and eat 1x Pete's wiley whey bar (180+ adv remaining, 14/13/0 organs)
    
  • Unset all your moods after you're done leveling
    
• Maximise myst and buff up as necessary for the myst test
  

Myst Test (1 turn, 179+ adv remaining, 14/13/0 organs)

• Save the reward
  
• Maximise HP and buff up as necessary for the HP test
  

HP Test (1 turn, 178+ adv remaining, 14/13/0 organs)

• Save the reward
  
• Buy and use a hair spray
  
• Use your remaining oil of expertise
  
• Maximize mox and buff up as necessary for the Mox test
  

Mox Test (1 turns, 177+ adv remaining, 14/13/0 organs)

• Save the reward
• Craft and use a philter of phorce
  
• Buy and use a Ben-Gal™ Balm
  
• Maximise mus and buff up as necessary for the Mus test
  

Mus Test (1 turn, 176+ adv remaining, 14/13/0 organs)

• Save the reward
  
• You should have at least a ~7lbs cookbookbat, +15lbs from skills, +15lbs from Deep Dish of Legend, +10lbs from astral pet sweater, +5lbs from pool table
  

Fam Test (50 turns, 126+ adv remaining, 14/13/0 organs)

• Grab Shadow Waters from the Rufus's shadow lodestone
  
  • Adventure in any accessible shadow rift with the Rufus's shadow lodestone for a free NC
    
  • Pick the 2nd option (The Fountain)
    
• Purchase a porkpie-mounted popper
  
• Configure your umbrella to the cocoon state, then equip it
  
• Grab Silent Running from the pool
  
• Use the shady shades
  
• Equip your Disgeist with your astral pet sweater (base 1lbs, +15lbs from skills, +15lbs from Deep Dish of Legend, +10lbs from astral pet sweater)
  
• Maximize famwt and buff up as necessary for the Fam test
  
  • You should have -20% from Fam Test, -20% from Mox Test, -10% from Shadow Waters, -10% from codpiece, -10% from skills, -10% from the unbreakable umbrella, -5% from the porkpie-mounted popper, -5% from Silent Running and -5% from your Disgeist (combat freq)
    

NC Test (3 turns, 123+ adv remaining, 14/13/0 organs)

• Use a clover to grab a cyclops eyedrops from the Limerick Dungeon (1 turn, 122+ adv remaining, 14/13/0 organs)
  
• Reconfigure your trainset
  
  • coal/frozen tower/any other 6 stations (in this specific order)
    
• Bowl Straight Up on a faxed ungulith and grab a cowrrupted marrow (1 turn, 121+ adv remaining, 14/13/0 organs)
• Configure your umbrella to the bucket state, then equip it
  
• Use Mus Test reward and cyclops eyedrops
  
• Craft and eat a roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg (127+ adv remaining, 15/13/0 organs)
  
• Maximize item% and booze% and buff up as necessary for the Item test
  
  • You should have +60%booze from Mus Test reward, +25%booze from Always Never Not Guzzling, +15%booze from Crimbo Training: Bartender (totalling +100%booze)
  • You should also have +100%item from Shadow Waters, +100%item from cyclops eyedrops, +100%item from wizard sight, +25%item from Cosmic Ball in the Air, +25% from unbreakable umbrella, +20%item from Phat Loot, +20%item from Mad Looting Skillz, +20%item from oversized sparkler, +10%item from Object Quasi-Permeance, +10%item from Powers of Observatiogn, +10%item from Singer's Faithful Ocelot, +5%item from Natural Born Scrabbler and +5%item from Thief among the Honorable (totalling 450%item)
    
• Cast Steely-Eyed Squint (+450%item)
  

Item Test (24 turns, 103+ adv remaining, 15/13/0 organs)

• Reminisce and yellow rocket a factory worker (female) for some hot-resist gear(1 turn, 102+ adv remaining, 15/13/0 organs)
  
  • You should also have obtained Double Frozen from your trainset.
• Cast leash of linguini and empathy
  
• Use NC and Myst Test rewards
  
• Use your parrot and equip it with your astral pet sweater (base 1lbs, +15lbs from skills +10lbs from astral pet sweater, +20lbs from NC Test reward)
  
• Maximize hotres and buff up as necessary for the Hot Resist test
  
  • You should have +4res from Double Frozen, +4res from pocket maze, +3res from Asbestos Heart, +3res from Tolerance of the Kitchen, +2res from Elemental Saucesphere, +1res from Astral Shell, +1res from Crimbo 2022 passive, +5res from lava-proof pants, +4res from heat-resistant gloves and +3res from parrot (totalling +30res)
    

Hot Resist Test (30 turns, 72+ adv remaining, 15/13/0 organs)

• Cast ode and drink a Sockdollager (80+ adv remaining, 15/15/0 organs)
  
• Configure your umbrella to the pitchfork state, then equip it
  
• Craft and use a potion of potency
  
• Buy a goofily-plumed helmet to get Weapon of Mass Destruction from the Mad Hatter
  
• Maximize wdmg and wdmg% and buff up as necessary for the Weapon test
  
  • You should have +200% from cowrruption, +100% from song of the north, +100% from carol of the bulls, +100% from red eye, +50% from pool table, +50% from sockdollager, +30% from hatter buff (totalling +630%)
    
  • You should also have +25 from red eye, +25 from umbrella, +20 from sockdollager, +12 from Jackasses' Symphony, +10 from Scowl of the Auk, +10 from Rage of the Reindeer, +8 from Tenacity of the Snapper, +7 from Claws of the Walrus, +5 from Disdain of the War Snapper and +5 from potion of potency (totalling +127 flat)
    
• Cast bow-legged swagger (+630%wdmg +127flat)
  

Weapon Test (30 turns, 50+ adv remaining, 15/15/0 organs)

• Buy an obsidian nutcracker
  
• Configure your umbrella to the constant twirl state, then equip it
  
• Cast simmer (1 turn, 49+ adv remaining, 15/15/0 organs)
  
• Maximize sdmg and sdmg% and buff up as necessary for the Spell test
  
  • You should have +100% from Song of Sauce, +100% from simmer, +100% from carol of the hells, +50% from pool table, 30% from obsidian nutcracker, 10% from Master Saucier and 10% from Subtle and Quick to Anger (totalling +400%sdmg)
    
  • You should also have +50 from codpiece and +25 from umbrella (flat sdmg)
    

Spell Test (51 turns, -2+ adv remaining, 15/15/0 organs)

This should be a ~1/310 SCCS completed (assuming you don't roll the lowest turngen on all your consumables).

Donate your body to science!

Resource Usage

The following is a summary of the resources used in the basic run plan.

Food	Fullness	Number	Total Turngen (min)	Use
Pizza of Legend	2	1	18 + 2	mox test, HP test
Calzone of Legend	2	1	18 + 2	leveling, myst test, HP test
Deep Dish of Legend	2	1	18 + 2	mus test, hp test, famwt test, NC test
plain calzone	2	1	15 + 2	mus test
baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	1	15	mox test
roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	1	2	12	myst test, item test
Pete's Rich Ricotta	1	1	6	mox test
honey bun of Boris	1	1	5	mus test
Pete's wiley whey bar	1	1	5	mox test

Booze	Inebriety	Number	Total Turngen (min)	Use
Perfect Dark and Stormy	3	1	18 + 3
astral pilsners	1	6	66 + 6
distilled fortified wine	1	2	10 + 2
Bee's Knees	2	1	6 + 2	myst test, mox test, mus test
sockdollager	2	1	6 + 2	wdmg test

VIP Furniture	Use	Notes
Floundry	leveling, myst test, NC test	codpiece
Underground Fireworks Shop	leveling, myst test, mox test, mus test, NC test, item test	blue rocket, red rocket, yellow rocket, porkpie-mounted popper, oversized sparkler
Fortune Teller	leveling, myst test	Everybody Calls Him Gorgon
Looking Glass	wdmg test	Weapon of Mass Destruction
Speakeasy	leveling, myst test, mox test, mus test, wdmg test	Bee's Knees, Sockdollager
April Shower	leveling	Thaumodynamic
Pool Table	famwt test, wdmg test, sdmg test	Billiards Belligerence, Mental A-cue-ity
Fax Machine	wdmg test	ungulith
Swimming Pool	NC test	Silent Running

Miscellany	Use	Notes
Scrumptious Reagent	leveling, myst test, mox test, mus test, wdmg test	ointment of the occult, oil of expertise, philter of phorce, potion of potency
Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety	turngen, leveling, myst test	perfect dark and stormy, ointment of the occult
Locket	mox test, mus test, item test, wdmg test	factory worker (female), Witchess King, red skeleton